Q: What is this?
A: A website listing the best burgers in Vancouver.
Q: Who are you?
A: We're not THAT Burger Club. We're the Rival Burger Club.
Q: Why should I listen to your opinion?
A: You shouldn't. Exercise free thought.
Q: Why are you doing this?
A: Because we are opinionated people that are always right about everything.
Also, all “best burger in Vancouver” lists are wrong.
Q: What is your burger philosophy?
A: More is not better.
Q: More is not better?
A: Only better is better.
Q: How do you score the burgers?
A: Accurately.
Q: Where are you available to eat burgers?
A: Unless you're sending us plane tickets, Vancouver BC.
Q: How do you eat so many burgers?
A: Perseverance, determination, grit.
Q: Why are all your photos in black and white?
A: "More is not better" applies to colours.
Q: My favourite burger place isn't on your list, how come?
A: Probably because we had their burger and it wasn't good enough to make the list.
Or possibly because we haven't been there yet.
One of the two.
Q: Do you have social media accounts?
A: Yes.
Q: Can I join your club?
A: No.
Q: What's your go-to fast food burger?
A: Big Mac / Whopper two way tie
J: McDonald's Double Cheeseburger
S: Junior Bacon Cheeseburger
T: Quarter Pounder with Cheese